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i just read the word “husband” and my brain briefly couldn’t process what it meant and I thought it was a type of bird

*points to trans girl couple* so which one of you posts on insta and which one of you posts on masto

*elton john voice* hold me closer caramelldansen

A time traveller from the 2000's visits a modern software company

traveller: all your laptops have 32 GB of RAM in them?! Your devs must be doing some really heavy stuff, what the hell do they need all that memory for?

guide: web browsing.

traveller: ...you fukken wat mate?

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find someone who cares as much about you as alex jones cares about frog sexuality
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