DM: Can't help but notice how much your new character-- Gandalf the WHITE, is it?-- resembles your LAST character, GARY. You didn't even change the name!
GARY: Yeah, well how he died was BULLSHIT.
only watch this if you wanna die inside
Some trans people are men. Some are women. Some are neither.
Some trans people have known since they were kids. Some figured it out in their 80s.
Some trans people have been on hormone replacement therapy for years. Some can't get on HRT. Some don't want to be on HRT.
Some trans people try to "pass". Some don't.
Some trans people have had surgery. Some don't want surgery. Some can't get surgery.
All trans people are valid, regardless of any of the above.
when you come out as enby
INSTALLING ARCH LINUX
grindr is the farmville of dating apps. You get notifications every few minutes to keep you playing, but ultimately all youre left with is a bunch of useless eggplants.
A PUMPKIN MAN SITS INSIDE A PUMPKIN HOUSE
IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH
OR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE?
HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW
The dragon stalked the being of light in its cave. Suddenly it darted up the wall - the dragon lunged forward, determined to make sure it didn't escape, claws gouging stone. It chased the glowing intruder until it mysteriously faded.
Outside, the Mage asked the Rogue, "How'd you know that would work?"
"Figured if it worked on me mum's cats it'd work on a dragon."
"...We're never listening to you again."
"Hey HALF my plans always work out!"
"Every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough."