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A PUMPKIN MAN SITS INSIDE A PUMPKIN HOUSE

IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH
OR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE?

HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW

The dragon stalked the being of light in its cave. Suddenly it darted up the wall - the dragon lunged forward, determined to make sure it didn't escape, claws gouging stone. It chased the glowing intruder until it mysteriously faded.

Outside, the Mage asked the Rogue, "How'd you know that would work?"
"Figured if it worked on me mum's cats it'd work on a dragon."
"...We're never listening to you again."
"Hey HALF my plans always work out!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

"Every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough."

I hereby decree every catgirl is cute (Unless that's not what they're going for)

take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly