Pebbles 😸

Pinned toot

unrelated reminder that the UK metal festival Bloodstock had to ask performers to not swear during stage banter because if the wind is right the audio carries a mile and a half to a nearby WW1 memorial graveyard

and apparently while music just sounds like white noise at that distance, someone shouting "ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING GOOD TIME YOU BASTARDS" over the PA is recognisable and so they had some complaints

My brain: 10 years ago, so the 90s

Sidekiq randomly stopped processing, ah well nothing a restart can't fix ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Leela What they don't know is my blood is the cause of the frogs turning gay.

also peeps, please recommend positive Masto accounts (bots or real people, anything!) that cheer you up

i want to put them into one big toot and pin it

with most modable games I just spend 80% of time picking out mods to use, 15% debugging crashes and 5% actually playing before I get bored

Gross / toenails / fucking ouch Show more

Oh my God!

"i made a breakthrough. it turns out juggalo makeup defeats facial recognition successfully. if you want to avoid surveillance, become a juggalo i guess"

Bought phone but misread so can't root it, back you go for refund

"They say that a dog is a man's best friend

They also say that a diamond is a woman's best friend

But my friend is non-binary

So I got them a pet rock"
~ Benny Feldman

lewd, therapy Show more

Mh / whinging Show more

Mh / whinging Show more

Mh / whinging Show more

Dutch Pol / lewd-ish joke Show more

Hairbrush fell behind stuff, RIP today's spell slots

One fun thing I discovered about Visual Chatbot: no matter what the photo is of, it will always report there are at least a couple giraffes.
It learned from answers that humans gave, and apparently nobody ever asked "how many giraffes are there?" when the answer was zero.