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A time traveller from the 2000's visits a modern software company

traveller: all your laptops have 32 GB of RAM in them?! Your devs must be doing some really heavy stuff, what the hell do they need all that memory for?

guide: web browsing.

traveller: ...you fukken wat mate?

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SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET CODE

Unsolicited dick pic community is in a panic rn

lewd d/s implication, advertisements, Amazon.com Show more

find someone who cares as much about you as alex jones cares about frog sexuality

My mother: "You should think of a way to make your luggage more easily identifiable."
Me:

catgirls :sparkles_pink:​, catboys :sparkles_blue:​, nyanbinary :sparkles_nb:​​ and cats. :sparkles_agender:

does the "dropping a malware flash drive in the parking lot and hoping someone plugs it in" cyberattack vector have a proper name yet? if not, i propose Show more

I rigged that 3d model I was making

HRT Show more

two ancient titans, locked in an eternal conflict

for every boost filibert will get 1 smooch on the head